Monday, October 30, 2006

In the name of all music that is good, please take a moment to thank your favorite deity that Maynard James Keenan did not choose a career in opera.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Xingu and Scanning Slide FIlm

Let's start with a good one. Xingu is one of my favorites. It's a Brazilian "black beer" that has a light, sweet taste. It's medium-bodied, but doesn't leave that heavy, filmy feel in your mouth like most dark beers. It's very smooth, no tang, and almost no aftertaste (you know, the bitter one that comes with most stouts & porters). Ratings (10 = I'd be happy if I died right now, 1 = nearly yakked):

M: 10
N: 8

I should note that the "I'd be happy if I died right now" sensation wore off after the beer was gone.

(edit: link to Xingu)

***

This weekend has been an adventure in scanning slide film. I bought the fancy scanner that would do it well (Epson 4990 Photo). It's a great scanner. However, the quality of the scanner is only as good as the software that you use with it (and vice versa). So... it came with Photoshop elements, which of course doesn't work in Linux. The program I found, xsane, is a very good substitute. It doesn't auto-crop the slides, but it scans transparencies well. The color correction, however, sucks pumpkins. Big ones. It illuminates the slides fairly well, but everything looks all magenta, so it took hours to correct them all. And there were a few great slides I cut out of my portfolio because I couldn't get the damned scanned file to look like the slide.

The lesson: Ask the lab to scan them onto a CD for you. It's worth the extra five bucks. Believe me. It's nice to know I could do it myself if I had to, but it's just not worth the effort... and they do it better anyway.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Targderwear

I am never ever again buying unders at Target. Ever. They might say "Hanes," but really, they're Hanes' Target version, and working for GE has taught me how that works.

One month ago I bought 6 pair. All six were individually labeled as the same size. 3 fit, 3 were too small. Of the 3 that fit, one unraveled after the first wash. One sprouted a large hole after 3 washes. That leaves one pair, out of six, that survived one month.

GrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrr.

What does this have to do with beer and art? It's hard to enjoy your beer and be productively creative when you're wearing defective underwear.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

An Ode to Art and Beer

Beer. No, not just beer. I have to be more specific. Dark beer? Hmm... Slightly better.

The imbibish part of this blog will focus on said beverage. I cannot stand the light-colored swill that passes for beer in this country. N and I drink (and rate) only beers that have the words "stout," "porter," or "dark" in the title and are chocolaty-brown in color. My snooty beer preference I blame entirely on my dad, who thoroughly enjoys dark beers. He also enjoys just about any kind of food put in front of him, and never met a piece of pie he didn't like, and I blame those traits on him, too.

So, beer. N and I buy a new kind every time we visit the Beverage Resort (complete with a waterfall and plastic tropical trees), and their selection changes every time. Each new beer gets a 1 (bad) to 10 (kickass) rating from me and from Nathan, and a brief description, if we aren't too beer-ed up to remember it. Generally, we don't get toasted on this stuff - it's too good to waste by forgetting. And we bring this ranking to you, for your enjoyment of fine dark beer, and to help us remember what we've tried and what we'd rather not buy ever again.

The other half of the blog: art. I have recently discovered that I desperately want to explore the world of art as it exists beyond backgroundless pencil drawings. Within the last 6 months or so, I've bought paper, board, claybord, gouache, paintbrushes, palettes, canvases, and pastels, to name a few, in an attempt to explore the world of color. Henceforth come my mis-adventurous relationship with art, put down in electrons to help both you and me. Here's to my ability to make horrible art mistakes so you don't have to.